- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: man eats roommate's heart and brain
- Meanwhile in Canada: dude cuts up person and mails it to politicians
So. Tomorrow at 9.30am is my last exam of second year. Marine Ecology. I really enjoyed this module, but it wasn’t until looking back on the notes that I realised, I don’t have a clue what I’ve written about.
I mean. I’ve tried. I’ve really tried. But just none of it will stay in my head any more. There’s all these technical terms and numbers and equations and I’ve just left out like half the lectures and OH MAN I AM SO DEAD. It’s gotten to the point that I’m considering staying up all night. Just to try and understand SOMETHING.
That’s sounding like a better idea every second. I might do that. I have a whole load of stuff to read on plankton, fisheries, estuaries, salt marshes, seagrass and…. ugh just so much stuff.
Yeah. I’m going to stay up until I pass out.
Which might not even help. I mean, on of the lecturers notes are literally just:
Oh! Here! This is a topic! Now go read all these MASSIVELY COMPLEX SCIENTIFIC PAPERS THAT I WROTE AND WON’T TELL YOU ANYTHING ABOUT. THEN. WHEN YOU’RE DONE, I’LL ASK YOU QUESTIONS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM.
Cannot.
Wait.
Well.
7 hours to go.
(via hijikatamamoru)
anyone remember THIS gem?
ARRGGHGHHHHHH. I spent the past YEARS trying to block this out ;m;
"Feelings are what women have son. They come from their ovaries."
— Stan Smith, American Dad
moth fuzzzz. DON’T KNOW IF CUTE OR CREEPY
FUCK IT I’M JOINING IN
omg
polino
this is great. this is great. this is great.
wow.
I’m doing this tomorrow. Screw revision.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Became the sidekick of Captain America
Oh dear, he’s too delicate to handle me. This won’t end well.
First kiss stolen by Thor
I approve
Became the sidekick of Hawkeye.
I hope sidekick duty involves groping his ass.
Became the sidekick of Agent ‘Phil’ Son of Coul.
Suck it bitches.went to prom with Thor.
it happened..
became the sidekick of loki
you can all go home now
formed a band with loki
hahahaha
Best friends with Iron Man
formed a team with captain america…. yeah! :DD
I THE ACTUAL CHILD OF HAWKEYE oh my goodness im not worthy
is hugging the Chitauri
ACTUAL CHILD OF CAPTAIN AMERICA
I win.
Isolated on an island with Black Widow.
Not sure if scared or turned on…
I gained the powers of Iron Man.
…so I’m a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and I have a badass suit of armor.
I am so very okay with this.
Is actually the child of Erik Selvig.
Who the fuck is he?
Oh yeah, that dude who hangs with Jane Foster and her almost equally annoying sidekick.
Is actually a sibling of the Hulk.
WELP.
BELIEVABLE.
(Source: pigtailedrhapsody)
